How to get along with the OLD T

                 HOW TO FIT IN
                Meant to be humorous and helpful

           How to get along with OLD Time HAM'S, and become accepted

May I suggest, you join a club, and ATTEND the Meetings, BE part of the group,
you may need to attend several meetings before you are accepted as one of the gang.
It doesn't mater which club, pick a club , probably the best is your hometown club??

May I suggest, you join the ARRL, then you'll get QST Magazine in the mail, it contains
lots of good articles & info about our hobby, If not the ARRL, CQ magazine is good to.
There is a big world of interesting things you can do, Two Meter FM is just one little chunk.
If 2 meter FM is all you know about, you may never completely fit-in.!!

Understanding how it was in the olden' days,
Lots of old time hams, started as Shortwave Listeners SWL's, when the ham bug bit
they got a 5WPM Novice License, the Novice was CW only on a few HF bands. The Novice
was a NON-renewable license. You had to become a General or Technician within one year,
no other options. So, you had one year to get your CW speed to 13 WPM.
After a trip downtown to the FCC field office, and a little luck, you had a General License.
Many wanted more frequencies and maybe some prestige, went on to get an Advanced Class
or the 20WPM Extra. That's just the way it was. HF was where it began.
In the 70's came 2 meter repeaters, and lots of hams got a 2m rig to talk with there friends,
but HF was still the place to be, with DX, traffic nets, Contests, a Rag Chew's with new friends in far off place.

May I suggest, you buy some kind of Short Wave Radio, tune around, find out about WWV,
shortwave broadcasters, etc. There's a great big spectrum just full of strange signals. what to look for

How to get a contact, FIRST CONTACTS
well on 2 meters , it seems the norm is to "just give your call", I Personally
think this is crazy, for whatever reason, CQ ing isn't totally accepted on two meters..
BUT if you put out a quick CQ I think it's great or this is KE7ABC looking for a contact.
or CQ this is KE7ABC is anyone around for a QSO ... etc.. You can do it a million ways.
2 meters is a ""clicky"" world. There could be 50 people listening, and no one will
answer, that's just the way it is. A thought: (?) if you attend club meetings, and get
to know the guys, more of them might answer your calls. ie: talk with there friends

What to say,
when someone answers you, you might want to have something to talk about !!! ??
I hear so many new guys get a reply, and then have absolutely nothing to say.
Don't make the old timer pry the information from your lips !
The only way two people can have an intelligent conversation is to exchange
information about yourself, start with your NAME then move on to things like ??? your past,
your job, your family, your radio, your life, your location, your life, your driving conditions,
YOU've got to tell me something about you or I have NOTHING to respond to.
Most HAMS are talkers, so talk about yourself, find common ground to become friends..

if you were a CBer:

First, this isn't meant to run you off. It might hurt your feelings but it's meant to help,
this is "so you know " FYI !

A little history, ,
Most HAMs that have been Hams for more than a few years,
DISLIKE CB radio, Freebanders, ETC. AS
These groups are basically made up of unregulated goofs and law breakers.

You probably became a ham to get away from the children's band stuff ? SO
If your background is CB , the best thing to do is forget everything you did, heard or thought.
burn your cb radios, don't admit you had a modified Yaesu radio, with a slider & afterburner,
Pushing 5 KW.............after all , that was all illegal

some points to think about,
1. Ham's are mostly law abiding citizens.
2. Ham's are not interested in your lawless CB days.
3. Ham's CRINGE at CB slang.
4. Ham's CRINGE if you talk like that fat cop in the movie "Smoky and the Bandit"

First, Speak English, clear English. Be proud of your Call Letters, you earned them.
They are yours, and yours alone, totally unique, the only one like it in the world.
YOU DIDN'T get them in a Cracker Jack box, or make them up one evening when you were drunk.

Hams have their own lingo, don't use CB slang.. here's some tips
if you use any of the language in red, you will give yourself away.

You have a NAME or maybe a Handle, not a Personal

Ham's don't ask if your "EARS" are on , we have RECEIVERs or a rig.

Don't talk like that southern sheriff , with an IQ of 10.     and speaking of ten,,
10 signals aren't used much in Ham radio. saying 10-4 gud buddy , isn't good
or what's your 20 buddy. NO NOT GOOD

The term 73 is used at the end of a QSO, it's kind of a "good bye for now" or "best regards"
it's pronounced, SEVEN THREE, or maybe SEVENTY THREE,
BUT NOT Seventy THIRDS ... its a three, not a 1/3rd

your signal is MAKING A GOOD TRIP,, ?? it would be better to say, you have a good signal. etc

ham rigs Don't PUSH 10 watts, ... I am running 10 watts

the easiest thing to do is Speak ENGLISH. Be intelligent ! Your a HAM now.
Everyone starts at the bottom of the ladder, I'm sure back when I was a 15 year old
novice, the Old Timers were sure the "end of Ham radio" was just around the corner.?.
But the new guy learned from the OT'ers, and life is good.

If you are a Technician, and desperate for a contact, you might want to UPGRADE your
license and try HF, that's where "the action is" .

Also, this is a great link for more information, for the new ham.. .. EHAM

The above ideas and thoughts are those of KØIP, and only KØIP.